Ready for even more humor for A Fun Filled Friday....here goes... The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the interviews and tests, three candidates were left - two men and a woman. For the final test, CIA agents took one man to a door and gave him a gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what. Inside this room is your wife. Kill her." The man said "I could never do that" "Then you're not the man for the job!" They told him. The same thing happened with the second man. Finally the woman is given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. Then screaming and banging on the walls. Then silence. Then the woman comes out sweating and breathing heavily. "This gun was loaded with blanks," She said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair" I suppose the moral of the story is...The female of the species is more deadly than the male!!! *WinK* ROTFL!!!!!!!

Play 3 Play 1 Again Starts at 5pm on TDS!!! Going Head To Head Tonight Are: Chris Okotie - Fine Mama Felix Liberty - Lover Boy Jide Obi - Tonight Which One Of These 3 are you voting for? Post it here or call us on 01 270 1021 to vote 'on air'

Another Joke Of The Day A young man joins a big corporate company as a trainee. On his very first day at work, he dials the canteen and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, now now!" The voice from the other side responds, "You rude fool, you've dialed the wrong extension. Do you know who you're talking to?" The trainee is shocked and says, "No, who is it?" The voice on the other end continues, "It is the company CEO!" The trainee thinks for a moment and shouts back, "And do you know who you're talking to, you fool?" "No," replies the CEO indignantly. "Good," says the trainee, and slams down the phone.

jOkE oF tHe DaY... Joke Of The Day Two men are sitting in a hospital waiting to see the Doctor. The first man is holding his shoulder wincing in pain, while the second man has rice in his hair, okro soup down the front of his shirt and two long pieces of meat sticking out of his pockets. After a while, the second man asks the other what happened. "I was trying to cross the road and got hit by a car" the man says gripping his arm. "I think my shoulder's broken, what of you?" He asks in turn. "Oh nothing serious" the second man replies. "I'm just not eating properly." Did YOU get the punchline???

Chico & Kate here!!!! Welcome to A Fun Filled Friday on TDS!!!!

Its all that Jazz to help you wind down from a hectic week. What are your plans for the weekend? Football? #FCBayern #BVB #UCLFinal It's the Classic Lounge with Buki and Schullzz!!!!

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The Classic Morning Morning Show With Bukola.....Good Morning Nigeria TGIF, Time To Groove To Every Song You Know And Forget About The Hustle And Bustle Of The Past Week. Please Tune In. Have A Lovely Weekend!!!!!!

Another round of night long pleasure on the radio. It's time now for #NocturnalClassicsWithLawrence... Come with me on-air, let's have the usual musical intercourse; a blend of the finest classic love tunes! Meanwhile, tonight's talk is a flip side from last night's: ------> Is there anything wrong for a lady to do the house chores for a man (wash his clothes, the dishes, clean the house and so on) whom she isn't married to but is in a relationship with??? Share your perception here or call the show on 01 270 1021

Food for thoughts starts at 6.00pm on TDS!!! Our Tasty Topic for today: If u could take ur favourite celebrity for dinner who would u choose & where would u go? Post it here>>>

DID YOU KNOW...Being hungry causes serotonin levels to drop, causing a whirlwind of uncontrollable emotions such as anxiety, stress, anger and sadness!!! Is this the case for YOU???

Chico here!!! Welcome to THE DRIVETIME SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For my favorite Did you know for today's show, coming right up......

The Classic Morning Show With Bukola.....Today's Talk:The Literary Giant Chinua Achebe Will Be laid To Rest Today, Let's Extol His Virtues And Achievements As We Pay Or Last Respect. Post Your Comments Please!!!!!!

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The Classic Morning Show With Bukola.....Good Morning Nigeria.Please Tune In As We Start Off your Day With Every Song You Know And Also Bringing You The Best Of Infotainment On This Terrific Thursday. Have A Beautiful Day!!!!

Welcome to #NocturnalClassicsWithLawrence on a Wednesday night...or a Thursday morning if you may. We're up for a sensual time, as is customary on the show. As the musical intercourse carries on, do give this a good second thought: ------> Is it improper for a man to move into his wife's apartment??? Please tell your opinion online here or on air...01 270 1021

My favorite Did You Know for today's show: DID YOU KNOW...Recent scientific study shows that men fall in love faster than women and are usually the first to say 'I Love You'!!! In other words guys, you're not as tough as you pretend to be...*Hiss*

Chico here!!!! Ready or not, it's THE DRIVETIME SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Classic Morning Show With Sly & Bukola....Today's Talk : UK Arrests Arik Crew Members For Drug Trafficking. How Would You Explain This Act Of People Gainfully Employed. Please Post Your Reactions!!!!!arrests Arik crew members for drug traffickingwww.punchng.comTwo crew members of Airk Air were on Monday arrested by the United Kingdom Border Force for being in possession of substances suspected to be cocaine. A stat

The Classic Morning Show With Sly & Bukola...Good Morning Nigeria! It's A Brand New Start To A Brand New Day! Join Us This "Winning" Wednesday As We Kick Start Your Morning With The Best Of Music, Information & Entertainment! Tune In...

It's #NocturnalClassicsWithLawrence. On TRUE TALE tonight: A lady has been going out behind her husband’s back to have drinks with her ex boyfriend. Eventually out of a guilty feeling she decides to stop seeing him but the ex wouldn’t have it and threatened that unless she came to see him so they could talk, he would tell her husband that she had been hanging out with him. While she went to see him, he has sex with her forcefully and gets her pregnant; it becomes her first pregnancy in her 16years marriage to her husband. It turns out they have been trying for a baby all the while. Now she is asking what to do: Should she terminate the baby? Or tell her husband about the circumstances of the pregnancy? Or should she simply make it seem like her husband is responsible for the pregnancy, since they have been unable to have a baby of their own? Please tell what you imagine is the best thing for her to do. Do it here or call in on the show...01 270 0121

It’s turning out to be a splendid night, just suitable for some lovey dovey! Welcome to #NocturnalClassicsWithLawrence…bringing out the best things out night! It’s a Tuesday night, so we’ve got TRUE TALE on tonight. Enjoy the music stringed together for you all night! Tonight’s story will be up here shortly!

What's Going On Where YOU Are right now??? Post it right here or call in to the show on 01 270 1021/01 463 1702

Beware Chico Is Near starts at 5.30pm on TDS!!! Today I need your help. Post here all the buildings and establishments around Lagos that you have observed lack adequate parking???

My Favorite Did You Know For Today's Show: DID YOU KNOW... A study shows that business leaders and serial killers share the same mindset!!! So all you oga's at the top out there... *WinK*

Chico here!!! Welcome to The Drivetime Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Favorite Did You Know For Today's Show Coming Right Up...

Nigerian Hits Past and Present in The Classic Lounge with Buki and Schullzz.... We are showing off the great music from our our country till 4pm....... Join in and tell us some of the Nigerian Songs you remember or that you are feeling right now xxxxxx

The Classic Morning Show With Sly And Bukola....Man Gives Wife Red Card For Getting Him A Job By Sleeping With Another Man. Is He Wrong For Telling Her To Leave And Is She A Victim Of Circumstance? Comments Please!!!!!

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The Classic Morning Show With Sly And Bukola...... Good Morning Nigeria. Please Tune In As We spice Up Your Day With Every Song You Know And The Best Of Infotainment!!!!!!

With love and good music, welcome to #NocturnalClassicsWithLawrence... We'll cruise easy all night long till 6am; with PASSION in mind! After all, it's always a celebration of love on the show. In the meantime, do consider this: Does intimacy guarantee good sex? Does being in love with a person mean you'd enjoy sex with that person?? Share your thought on this here or do it on air...call 01 270 1021

Play 3 Play 1 Again starts at 7.00pm on TDS!!! Going Head to Head tonight are: Dynasty - Check It Out Earth Wind & Fire - Let's Groove The Whispers - Rock Steady Three great oldies, but you may vote for only one!!! Post your vote here or call me in the studio on 01 270 1021

Here's my list from the last one week: Winners: 1. Imo & Enugu State Police Commands - Bust baby making gangs liberate young ladies and arrest suspects. Pres Goodluck Jonathan - Steps up fight on terror. Chelsea FC - Win Europa League. Micheal Carrick - Wins MUFC player of the season award. Serena Williams - Wins another title on WTA Tour in Italy beating world no 3 Victoria Azarenka in 2 sets. Rod Stewart - His new song hits no 1 in the UK Charts. Nigerian Army - Men & Women of our Armed Forces risk their lives in campaign. Against those who would threaten our safety. Ekiti State University - To reopen June 3rd after closure due to demonstrating students. Rafael Nadal - Wins Italian ATP title demolishing Roger Federer in 2 sets. Losers: Benjamin Netanyahu - Israeli PM faces stinging criticism in Israel over installation of $127,000.00 sleeping chamber he had installed on a flight. Tottenham Hotspur - Miss out on Champs league spot to arch rivals Arsenal. Now it's over to you to edit my list by adding or subtracting names from my list!!!

Lucozade Boost Energy Moment Show starts at 5.20pm on TDS!!! Please post here the person you think is the most energetic recognition and why???

My Favorite Did You Know For Today's Show!!! If everyone in the world took a bath on the same day, our entire supply of fresh water, would get dirty in a single day!!! So I guess we should thank God some of us are dirty...shouldn't we??? *WinK*

Chico here!!! Welcome to The Drivetime Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Favorite Did You Know For Today's Show Coming Right Up...

What is your current profession? If you had the chance to do anything else anything at all, what would it have been?

Hope you had a great weekend? I certainly did. What did you get up too? I'm here to chase away the Monday Blues with Rock Monday - an exciting blend of Rock Music in the Classic Lounge with @BukiHQ today.......... What Rock song can I play for you? Look out for my featured Rock videos on Google Plus ---- gplus.to/classicfm973 and when you are there make sure you circle us :-)Classic FM 97.3 - Google+plus.google.comClassic FM 97.3 - Playing Every Song You Know - Classic FM is a privately owned commercial radio station and has been "on air" since the 1st of May 2009 serving the Lagos market. The station targets the upwardly mobile over the 30 age group who are

The Classic Morning Show With Sly & Bukola...How Do We Improve The Welfare Package Of Police In Comparison To Their Contemporaries In Other Security Parastatals? Comments Please!!!!jobsunnewsonline.comFamilies of policemen killed in Nasarawa ambush to get N500, 000 each as IGP raises compensation to N1million • Slain DSS officers’ families receive N10m each

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The Classic Morning Show With Sly & Bukola...Good Morning Nigeria! It's A "Motivational Monday" & Another Reason To Give Thanks! Tune In For The Best Of Music, Information & Entertainment, As We Play "Every Song You Know"...

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Pls help solve this on #RTT: How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you. #UrRadioFriendBenjiOmg

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"If you understand the beginning well, the end will not trouble you" With this Ashanti proverb, i welcome all Classic sistren 'n bredren to The Sunday Cruise with your kaptain Afrologic. 4 Hours (3-7pm) of Afrobeat|Latin&Jazz|Rare Grooves|Dub! NOW ON (3 - 4.30pm): UNIVERSAL AFROBEAT SESSIONS!!!