EWEN: Just finished watching Django Unchained. Outstanding. 9 out of 10!

EWEN: Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite movies of all time. Love Quinton Taratino and I'm 25 minutes into Django Unchained....Wow! Loving this so far. Just taking a break to make a cup of tea to go with my Mint Club biscuit hahaha!

PAUL - HAHAHA. From the country that brought you the deep fried Mars bar, the pizza crunch and the munchie box.....may we now present "The Breakfast Loaf" Want one?

PAUL – The other day a woman in Aberdeen found a Black Widow spider in her shopping. Today I saw this beast at the door to my flat. Bigger than a 50p! Any spider experts thing its poisonous? Looks like it would have your face off!

Ever wanted to play the guitar? Learn how to play the David Brent way. He's started a new series of guitar tutorials for YouTube's comedy festival. Jo xLearn Guitar With David BrentDavid Brent kicks off his new series of guitar tutorials with the song 'Life On The Road'.

Congratulations to JLS' Marvin Hulmes and The Saturdays' Rochelle on becoming parents for the first time! They've welcomed an adorable little girl called Alaia-Mai Humes. More of this week's showbiz pics online xThis Week in Showbiz - Pictureswww.realradio-scotland.co.ukAll the snaps of your favourite celebrity stars - helping you to keep track over the past week in showbiz.

Ewen is currently having a BBQ outside Real Radio towers, one wee bit of sun and it brings out the bams! xx

EWEN & CAT: Gary Connell from Glasgow won £2,149 yesterday on ‘Win more Wages’ with Webhelp TSC Careers.com. It could be you winning big with Paul Harper later today at 17:15. Question: "Billy Connolly was the voice for a character called Ben in which movie”? (Register your answer using the link below, full T & C's at realradio.co.uk) Good luck! xx More Wages with Webhelp TSCwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWe're giving you the chance to win cash with Webhelp TSC.

EWEN: I'm so happy the sun is shining and it's going to be sunny aw day! It's BBQ weather! It's sausage time! Woo Hoo!

Feelgood Flashback time - a big movie from this year was about an African prince who goes to Queens to find a wife he can respect for her intelligence and will ? Elisa x

If you thought you’d seen every possible daft internet photo already – you’re wrong. This is Cat Bearding (anyone got a kitty I can borrow?) Elisa x

Did you ever make a mix-tape for the object of your affection ? Did it work, or turn out badly and leave you scarred for life ;) Elisa x

Take a look at the embarrassing and funny celebrity photos that they don't want you too see! Madonna, Rita Ora, Matthew Morrison and much more! xEmbarrassing Celebrity Photoswww.realradio-scotland.co.ukEvery day we find you photos the celebrities don't want you to see and try to keep hidden!

EWEN: Is there anyone out there under the age of 30 who wants a picture taken with me? Hahahaha! The reason I ask? Boy band Union J popped in for a chat and it was pandemonium outside the studio. So many fans....and for a laugh I shouted....'does anyone want a picture with me?'. Two voices from the crowd shouted 'me'. It was a Mum and her Mum and they'd brought their 16 year old daughter/grand daughter to the station hahahaha!

Best live performance we've ever seen? Decide for yourself and watch it here! Taylor Swift wows the world at the Billboard Awards. xTaylor Swift - Amazing '22' Livewww.realradio-scotland.co.ukTaylor Swift dazzles us with one of the most incredible live performances, singing 22 at the Billboard Awards.

PAUL - What a day today! This was the temp at Mount Veronon this afternoon. Did you have warmer? If so where and what was the temp? PS get ready for flash floods this evening. Weather warnings till later this evening over all of Central Scotland. Updates on Real Radio 100-101fm

Your chance to win a family pass to Paradise Island Adventure Golf plus a 2 for 1 offer via the link...Win a family pass to Paradise Island Adventure Golfwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWin a family pass to Paradise Island Adventure Golf

So this maybe your Monday face but what has made you smile over the weekend? Jo x

Falkirk is set to rock this summer with 3 nights of live music from Ronan Keating, Brian McFadden, Five Star, Altered Images, T’Pau, Paul Young, Midge Ure and more. Book your tickets plus your chance to win via the link...Win tickets to Rock the Stadium 2013!www.realradio-scotland.co.ukFalkirk is set to rock this summer with 3 nights of live music.

Morning! The cutest thing you will see all today. The world’s smallest monkey eating macaroni. AAHhhhhhhhhhh. Darren xmonkey!Mini monkey eats macaroni...

EWEN & CAT: Did you hear about the time we took over the rollercoaster at M&Ds Scotlands Theme Park, it's still one of our favourite things we've done on the show and the video is hilarious! xxon a rollercoasterhttp://www.realradio-scotland.co.uk/ - On Thursday 12th July 2012, Ewen Cameron, Cat Harvey, Jai McDowall and 12 lucky Real Radio winners had lunch on the bi...

EWEN & CAT: Here's a helping hand to win more wages with Webhelp TSC Careers.com. Register your answer using the link below and Paul Harper could be calling you back at 17:15 to play. Question: "Which year were Scottish band Texas founded?" (Full T & C's at realradio.co.uk) Good luck! :D xx More Wages with Webhelp TSCwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWe're giving you the chance to win cash with Webhelp TSC.

CAT: Happy Monday everybody. Nearly 2 years ago Real Radio listener Sandra Dixon won 'me' as a Bridesmaid for her wedding to Gary Horne. Delighted to report the happy couple are still love's young dream. This was taken at Sanrda's birthday party at the weekend. Great couple, lovely night and a right good buffet as well. Result!!

Time for a Feelgood Flashbvack, a year when an 8 year old boy had to defend his home against idiotic burglars. Elisa x

Time for a Feelgood Flashbvack, a year when an 8 year old boy had to defend his home against idiotic burglars. Elisa x

When was the last time you said "Seriously !! I never knew that" ? What little gem have you found out recently that you never knew ? I was told if you wear sunglasses at night it stops the glare of full beam headlights coming at you. Elisa x

#CelebAsAKid In the next 30mins I will play a song from this person on Real Radio, but WHO IS IT??? Marc

#SundaySurvey 11% of divorced people do this at least once a week.......what is it??? Marc

True!! Why does the weekend just fly by??? Marc

More 80s tunes to play before 10 on High School Days and lots of 80s stars in the news here tooin the News: w/e 19/5/13ow.lyNews this week about Texas, OMD, George Michael and more.

High School Days coming up from 7. What would you love to hear from the 80s? David.

Happy Sunday ..so are you still lazing on a Sunday afternoon..still in your onesie? Jo x

STEVE : If you're near George Square on Monday at 10am come and see/meet the amazing Chris and Wes throwing some shapes and supporting ENABLE ScotlandChris & Wes Got to Dance Full Performancewww.youtube.comCheeky chaps Chris & Wes took to the stage to share their comedy capers with a new unique routine - blending hip-hop, street and abstract moves, the duo bagg...

NEWS: Rise of UKIP could lead to the downfall of the UK - according to a poll by us and the Sunday Times.Poll Finds More Support Independence If UK Leaves EU.www.realradio-scotland.co.ukOur poll finds support for independence could increase if voters think the UK is likely to withdraw from the EU.

STEVE - I try to get along to as many 10k and marathons as I can in central Scotland. I just love standing alomng the route and handing the runners a cup and then watching them as they realise it's vodka.

STEVE - MorningFotos de la biografíaAnyone else feeling like this?

NEWS: Morning all. Best song won? Eurovision - Denmark's Emmelie De Forest Wins.Eurovision: Denmark's Emmelie De Forest Winswww.realradio-scotland.co.ukDenmark's Emmelie de Forest has won this year's Eurovision Song Contest with her ethno-inspired flute and dru...

#CelebAsAKid In the next 30mins I will play a song from this person on Real Radio, but WHO IS IT??? Marc

#SaturdaySurvey 19% of British motorists have done this while driving......what is it??? Marc

EWEN: Who do you want to win The Eurovision Song Contest? Place your bets now before the voting starts. I want Finland to win with 'Marry Me'. Mon The Fins!

Click "Like" if you wanted one of these as a kid, but parents said no!!! :-( Marc

EWEN: Mon The Eurovision Song Contest. Russia....Finland....or Germany to win up to this point. Rosie my dog sang along to General Zod from Romania hahahaha

Forget any other parties going on tonight, this is the one with GREAT music. What's your favourite Club Classic ? Elisa x

Win weekend camping tickets for T in the Park. Win T in the Park ticketswww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWin weekend camping tickets for T in the Park's 20th year.

STEVE : For fridge raiders everywhereFotos de la biografíaDebbie ya thieving sod take a hint......

STEVE : I've learnt more on here from the grammer and spelling police than I did in 12 years at school.

STEVE - Morning!!! How amny people did this before they decided they had to make a poster for it?!

If you're looking for something to do this weekend, check out VisitScotland's days out offers via the link...Explore Scotland on a Naturally Great Day Outwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukDownload your offers now to enjoy a Naturally Great Day Out courtesy of VisitScotland.

PAUL - Good luck to my mates in the Hilton teams from Glasgow & Strathclyde hotels cycling London to Glasgow in 30 hours for charity right now. You can donate on this link. Epic challenge, all the best guys (and girl)!

PAUL - Today is Onesie Day with the Sunday Mail Centenary Fund, raising stacks of cash for some wonderful Scottish charities. Can you see mine? I know it’s pretty well camouflaged. BTW you’ll find more details on the day through this link