STEVE : I wish people wouldn't criticise Bruce Willis for making the same type of movie over and over again, as we all know what they say about old habits.

STEVE : Morning!!! Start your day with a smile!Josh Turnbull - Sign Him Up!www.youtube.comJosh Turnbull making a brilliant run and slotting away a beautiful goal in front of Matthew Harding. After Chelsea's last match of the 12/13 season.

Flashback time on Real Club Classics and we’re heading back 20 years to 1993… The song with the most ‘Likes’ will get played in the next 20 minutes! Do you want to hear: 2 Unlimited – No Limit OR Cappella – U Got To Let The Music LIKE this if you want 2 Unlimited – No Limit!

Flashback time on Real Club Classics and we’re heading back 20 years to 1993… The song with the most ‘Likes’ will get played in the next 20 minutes! Do you want to hear: 2 Unlimited – No Limit OR Cappella – U Got To Let The Music LIKE this if you want Cappella – U Got To Let The Music!

Win weekend camping tickets for T in the Park's 20th year. Enter our competition via the link... Win T in the Park ticketswww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWin weekend camping tickets for T in the Park's 20th year.

Flashback time on Real Club Classics and we’re heading back 15 years to 1998… The song with the most ‘Likes’ will get played in the next 20 minutes! Do you want to hear: Sandy B – Make The World Go Round OR Bamboo - Bamboogie LIKE this if you want Sandy B – Make The World Go Round!

Flashback time on Real Club Classics and we’re heading back 15 years to 1998… The song with the most ‘Likes’ will get played in the next 20 minutes! Do you want to hear: Sandy B – Make The World Go Round OR Bamboo - Bamboogie LIKE this if you want Bamboo - Bamboogie!

It's a Bank Holiday Weekend, this is Real Club Classics = top tunes to party to. What will get you tapping your toes and shaking a tail feather ? Elisa x

PAUL – While were all excited about the holiday weekend, my puppy Fudge is feeling sorry for herself after today’s blood tests. Bet you said aaaaw!! I’m sure sausages/chicken for dinner will perk her up.

I just have to see The Hangover part 3 this weekend ... but what’s the ONE thing you just have to do this weekend. Jo x

A little treat to start your Bank Holiday Weekend early! Here's a video of Take That's Mark Owen performing Four Minute Warning LIVE exclusively for Real Radio - more to follow in the next weeks! xxMark Owen - Four Minute Warning LIVE at Real Radioow.lyTake That star Mark Owen drops by Real Radio to record an exclusive session - performing his first single Four Minute Warning. Get more at...

Everything you need to know about raccoons. How cute. Darren x

It's Big Ewen with Mini Ewen (Simon) and Big Cat with Mini Cat (Olivia) They're going head to head and completing some challenges at M&Ds Scotlands Theme Park - To find out how they do and to win family passes for the season check out Steve Mckenna on Real Radio Breakfast at the weekend. xx

EWEN & CAT: You could ‘Win more Wages’ ahead of the Bank Holiday weekend with Webhelp Hero TSC……Answer this question: " How many trophies did Sir Alex Ferguson win whilst he was Manager of Manchester United?” Register your answer using the link below, Paul Harper could be phoning you back at 17:15. Good luck! xxWin More Wages with Webhelp TSCwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWe're giving you the chance to win cash with Webhelp TSC.

EWEN: As a Jambo I have taken great pleasure in Hibs pain of not winning the big cup for 111 years. However, if Hibs pull of a miracle (it won't happen) on Sunday against Celtic we will have Hibs Cup Win Party on the show on Tuesday as we're off on Monday. I'll wear a Hibs top. I will sing 'Sunshine On Leith'. I will get the Proclaimers on the show for an interview. I will walk around Leith wearing a sandwich board with the message 'Hibs are the best team in Edinburgh'. Mon The Celtic hahahaha!

EWEN: It'sssssssssssssssssss FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY! Get in there! Woo Hoo! Finish the sentence I'm looking forward to the weekend because......????????

CAT: Right we are confused again, Ewen thinks his kids are at school on Monday, I thought it was a bank holiday for all of Scotland? Any ideas? : )

This is the world's biggest Lego Model!! Over 5million bricks!! So is it COOL OR NOT?? Let me know!! Marc

If you have young kids you will know this TV show, it began in the mystery year on the #Flashback!! Which year? Marc

#LyricBuster "Say I'm gonna turn loose a thousand times a day" Name the artist & title please (ANOTHER EASY ONE, the songs on soon) Marc

#BrainTeaser 1 in 5 Married British Couples haven't done this in the last week..what is it?? (It's NOT what you think of first...haha) Marc

HAPPY FRIDAY!! If you are going away for the Bank Holiday Weekend, make sure the B&B isn’t as RUFF as this!! :-) Marc

PAUL – It was snowing up north today and this bridge was closed! Mental for May 23rd. The good news is the holiday weekend will be sunny and warmer. Well….15c and it will rain on Monday. Better than snow though!!!

If you're thinking of extending the bank holiday weekend and pulling a sickie tomorrow... A study of 1,000 workers and 1,000 bosses has shown that people make up the most ridiculous excuses to skip work. - The dog ate my shoes. - A can of beans landed on my toe. - I'm stuck in the house because the door is broken. - My trousers split on the way to work. What other silly excuses do you think are on the list? Jo x

EWEN & CAT: Answer this question: "What is Ewan McGregor’s middle name?” and you could ‘Win more Wages’ with Hero TSC Careers.com (Register your answer using the link below, full T & C's at realradio.co.uk) Paul Harper could be phoning you back at 17:15. Good luck! xxWin More Wages with Webhelp TSCwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWe're giving you the chance to win cash with Webhelp TSC.

CAT: He tried to keep it quiet but it's EWEN's birthday... 'Altogether now, happy birthday to yooooooooo....' : )

I LOVE this film!! It was out in the Mystery Year on the FeelGood Flashback!! Which year though??? Marc

#LyricBuster "Like a prisoner who has his own key but I can't escape until you love me" Name the artist & title please! EASY! (the songs on soon) Marc

#BrainTeaser 70% of British holidaymakers have done this......what is it??? Marc

This made me smile!!! Marc

EWEN: I’m always being accused on the show of owing the team money, this is obviously lies and I’m not letting this go! Having said all of that, here’s your chance to name and shame the person who’s taken/borrowed something and not given it back! (E.g. money, tools, household items, etc...) It can be whatever…..Tell us your story! Hahaha!!!! This could be fun………

Have you seen this new wildlife show? It looks amazing! It's called North America and starts tomorrow at 9pm on the Discovery Channel - made by the same producers as Planet Earth. There's even a Bon Jovi soundtrack if that's your kind of thing! Our favourite is the snowy wolf x America Sneak Peek! | North Americaow.lyWatch a special sneak peek of the epic seven-part series North America, coming to Discovery Sunday, May 19, at 9|8c. |...

Sharon Osbourne is back! Tulisa has gone! Take a look at the official full X Factor line-up here. Will you be watching? Who would your ideal judges be? xSharon is back on X Factor!www.realradio-scotland.co.ukIt's all very official now - Sharon Osbourne is in and Tulisa is out. Take a look at the new X Factor line up.

PAUL - I'm giving away loads of cash tonight but you can only win if you enter before 4.45! Today’s qualifying question is how tall is Andy Murray? Don't know? Use the web to help then answer on this link!! Good luck, you could win thousands tonight on 100-101fm Real Radio.Win More Wages with Webhelp TSCwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWe're giving you the chance to win cash with Webhelp TSC.

It’s always a good time to learn new skills, polish up on old skills and take part in training. If you want to learn, GTG Training has a great selection of courses. Find out more, plus your chance to win £500 GTG Training vouchers via the link...Win with GTG Trainingwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukFind the perfect training course for you at GTG Training.

So Rolling Stone Keith Richards reckons he must owe about £20,000 in library book late fees for unreturned books. Ever borrowed something and “forgot” to give it back? Jo x

Facepalm. Jo x

Came across this on twitter this morning and thought I’d share. This is the anechoic chamber at the Orfield Lab in Minnesota, it was designed for testing out hearing aid equipment. To make sure no outside noises are present, the chamber is hidden behind two vaulted doors and has sound-deadening wedges covering all of the flat surfaces. Rather than sound bouncing off the walls, ceiling, and floor like a traditional room, the sound is absorbed. Weird! Darren x

EWEN: A few pictures from Real Radio HQ! x

EWEN: I'm in a mischievous mood this morning. I have my camera phone at the ready. What would you like me to take a picture of from behind the scenes here at Real Radio? You have until 9:30 to make a suggestion and then I'll take a picture and post it on here

EWEN & CAT: Who wants to ‘Win more Wages’ with Webhelp TSC Careers.com. Do you know the answer to this: "What height is Andy Murray? (Register your answer using the link below, full T & C's at realradio.co.uk) Paul Harper could be phoning you back at 17:15. Best of luck! xx More Wages with Webhelp TSCwww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWe're giving you the chance to win cash with Webhelp TSC.

EWEN & CAT: Travis are back and we're giving you the chance to see the boys play an intimate and exclusive gig just for Real Radio listeners in Edinburgh next month! If you fancy heading along with us, register using the link below and we might be seeing you on the night. xx Travis: Intimate and Exclusive ticketswww.realradio-scotland.co.ukWin tickets to our Intimate and Exclusive show with Travis at The Caves in Edinburgh on Monday 3rd June

CAT: Happy Wednesday...Ewen's hyper and talking more nonsense than usual this morning. Oh oh....

Feelgood Flashback time - this movie comes from the year you're guessing the year of. A fast track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish. What do you reckon ? Elisa x

A guy in Japan chopped off his little finger and mailed it to her father, not once but twice, in a bid to prove his commitment. What lengths have you gone to, to prove something ? Elisa x

How cool would this be for the summer? Appropriate, seeing as our summer is a wet fish at the moment Elisa x

EWEN: Just finished watching Django Unchained. Outstanding. 9 out of 10!

EWEN: Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite movies of all time. Love Quinton Taratino and I'm 25 minutes into Django Unchained....Wow! Loving this so far. Just taking a break to make a cup of tea to go with my Mint Club biscuit hahaha!

PAUL - HAHAHA. From the country that brought you the deep fried Mars bar, the pizza crunch and the munchie box.....may we now present "The Breakfast Loaf" Want one?

PAUL – The other day a woman in Aberdeen found a Black Widow spider in her shopping. Today I saw this beast at the door to my flat. Bigger than a 50p! Any spider experts thing its poisonous? Looks like it would have your face off!